Dawn Pepé Jordan

So named due to her striking resemblance to the skunk Pepé Le Pew, Dawn was kicked out of her pit in Hell, almost 24 years ago, for fear she was enjoying it too much. Of all the potential interesting and exotic galaxies she could have explored, her van broke down in the one who's only outstanding feature was being named after a chocolate bar- "The snack you can eat between meals."

Offered a choice of several planets, like any house hunter, she arranged viewings. Unfortunately, none of the owners were in when she phoned, and in desperation (gets a bit chilly at night in space) she chose a small, blue and green number that matched her eyes.

Dawn was later to regret her impatience when she found the planet to be populated by a species that really could have benefited from being locked in the cupboard under the stairs until it promised to behave itself.

Faced with this intellectually inferior and aesthetically displeasing populous, Dawn had to make some radical changes in order to blend in. Over a period of twelve years she observed the behaviour patterns of a random sample of society, and modelled herself accordingly. Unfortunately, due to her genetically programmed "Bad Luck", this chosen group consisted of the clinically insane, mentally subnormal and terminally tasteless. By the time this blunder had been discovered, at the onset of her teenage years, it was too late...

Likes : David Bowie, River Phoenix, men in make-up, body-piercing, tattoos, handcuffs, whips and other bondage paraphernalia, knowing how to spell long words like paraphernalia, PVC, drinking blood and dead people.

Dislikes : Most of the human race, mornings, being vertical and anything to do with Science Fiction, space, aliens etc. (Red Dwarf being the exception)