First Idiot	Kris Adcock
	Arc programming, main magazine editor, has the final word, apparently.
Second Idiot	Stuart Raithby
	He didn't do that much really, the "Onion Rings" article is all his fault. If pushed, he will even admit to wrinting "The Holiday Pages". Most of his time was spent just sitting there looking fat - something he enjoys enormously.
Third Idiot	David Jordan
	Amiga programming, sarky comments about Arc programming, also writes jolly good articles, does a good Elvis.
Fourth Idiot	Dawn Jordan
	Handles the more esoteric elements of web authoring - rituals, sacrifices etc. Also handles the "disposal" of any casualties incurred in the the day to day running of this web page.

Supplementary Idiots

• Graham Goring An entire article about vomit! Well done, Graham!
• Adam J. Gough (J!?! Judas? Janet? what?) Did bugger all for Scribblingz but thinks he deserves his name in this cast list for the selfless act of providing one small insignificant article about busses. Basically a pillock.

Melvyn Bragg did not write this magazine. He did not draw any sprites for it, nor did he edit it, correct spelling mistakes or help with the coding. In fact, Melvyn Bragg has absolutely nothing to do with this magazine at all. I just put this bit in for a laugh.